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Saturday, September 6

< Dead poetic >

Ohayou people (that means good morning, smell my breath in japanese). I couln't sleep after having my pre-dawn meal (I had microwave pizza, too lazy to cook) so I rummaged through some of my old stuff, and found lots of memories...And my old primary school 'diary', with lots of 'really nice' poems in them written by my dear pre-pubescent friends. Now heres a question.

How long has it been since youve heard one of these?:

Me no money me no care,
Me go marry a millionaire,
If he dies, me no cry,
Me go marry a handsome guy

Yes, I guess girls were shallow and greedy back in grade school as well.

1,2,3,
3,2,1,
Hope you go to EM1

Wow, how creative, they rhymed 1 with 1...

Birds fly high,
Hard to catch
Friends like you,
Hard to forget

This one deserves the 'Most Cliche Poem You Have Ever Laid Your Eyes On' Award.
Then there are some smarties out there who wanna' act smarty:

Birds fly high,
Hard to catch
Don't be silly,
Use a net

Yes, how silly.

Wish you good,
Wish you luck,
Wish you born a baby duck

Now THATS real motivation.

Here here, Pearly from Sec 1 wrote this:

Bells are ringing,
Birds are chirping
I am waiting,
For your wedding

If you are ever reading this Pearly, I hope you've prepared for a very long wait...
And last but not least, my all time favourite:

Satu titik,
Dua comma,
Hazwan cantik,
Siapa punya?

Its a nice fact to add that the girl who wrote this dumped me weeks after writing this.

There are many more 'poems' but I simply can't muster up enough effort to type em' up here.
God save the queen. Have you heard of any interesting ones recently?

--wan.

Labels: done out of boredom, nostalgic, random

posted at 07:03

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Hazwan Tan
19
Visual Communication student
School of Design, Nanyang Polytechnic
Singapore