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Monday, September 15
WARNING: EXPLICIT CAMWHORING!
Okay. Call me a poseur. Call me a freak. Call me a bad drawer. But I HAVE to get these pictures out of my mind.
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO THE SIGHT OF CAMERA-WHORES.
3 GUYS AND A GIRL.
TERMINAL 4 RUNWAY.
AVOGADRO CONSTANT GUYS.
BOLLYWOOD'S LATEST FEATURE FILM:
"LOVE TRIANGLE"
The story of a broken hearted Bebito and her sepet boyfriend who ran away with the jealous Chinese plutonian, Gong Gong Li.
The story of a broken hearted Bebito and her sepet boyfriend who ran away with the jealous Chinese plutonian, Gong Gong Li.
ON PIRATED DVD AND VASANTHAM CENTRAL NEVER.
BABE 4: RETURN OF THE CHAUVINIST PIGS.
THAI PORN STAR PORNSAKO.
5000 BAHT PER NIGHT.
SCROLL DOWN FOR DETAILS.
5000 BAHT PER NIGHT.
SCROLL DOWN FOR DETAILS.
MOG MOG, ETERNAL ILLUSIONS!
BANG BANG CHITTY CHITTY.
HELLBOY AND HELLGIRL (KUSUMAKH!).
JANGAN PANDANG BELAKANG 2: HANTU PUNDEK.
THE OFFICE THE MOVIE: CORPORATE BULLCRAP.
HELP ME CARE FOR MY PINK SON WHO HAS 'GILA BABI' SYNDROME.
PLEASE.
IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AT THE WINDOW YOU'LL SEE A FIGURE.
SHOOT THOSE LITTLE RASCALS.
FROM THE CREATORS OF GABRAH AND JAKON.
NIP NIP TUCK TUCK 2: REVENGE OF THE BROWS.
OMG, IS THAT EDWARD SCISSOR-MAN?!?
You don't wanna piss me off when im like this, LOL.
OLIVE OYL BECOMES POPEYE!
AND FINALLY...
PORNSAKO IS WAITING FOR YOU.
BUT...
TO TELL YA THE TRUTH, HE IS ACTUALLY A SHE...
TRANNY ALERT!!! WHATS UP WITH DAIT??
(SHUT UP TRI...)
(Disclaimer: The intentions of these poorly illustrated visuals are for the sole purpose of generating weak giggles. Please do not be offended if you are portrayed as such. THANK YOU!)
Okay okay...i'm done.
--wan.
Labels: done out of boredom, funny, odd, random
posted at 23:33
Saturday, September 6
< Dead poetic >
Ohayou people (that means good morning, smell my breath in japanese). I couln't sleep after having my pre-dawn meal (I had microwave pizza, too lazy to cook) so I rummaged through some of my old stuff, and found lots of memories...And my old primary school 'diary', with lots of 'really nice' poems in them written by my dear pre-pubescent friends. Now heres a question.
How long has it been since youve heard one of these?:
Me no money me no care,
Me go marry a millionaire,
If he dies, me no cry,
Me go marry a handsome guy
Yes, I guess girls were shallow and greedy back in grade school as well.
1,2,3,
3,2,1,
Hope you go to EM1
Wow, how creative, they rhymed 1 with 1...
Birds fly high,
Hard to catch
Friends like you,
Hard to forget
This one deserves the 'Most Cliche Poem You Have Ever Laid Your Eyes On' Award.
Then there are some smarties out there who wanna' act smarty:
Birds fly high,
Hard to catch
Don't be silly,
Use a net
Yes, how silly.
Wish you good,
Wish you luck,
Wish you born a baby duck
Now THATS real motivation.
Here here, Pearly from Sec 1 wrote this:
Bells are ringing,
Birds are chirping
I am waiting,
For your wedding
If you are ever reading this Pearly, I hope you've prepared for a very long wait...
And last but not least, my all time favourite:
Satu titik,
Dua comma,
Hazwan cantik,
Siapa punya?
Its a nice fact to add that the girl who wrote this dumped me weeks after writing this.
There are many more 'poems' but I simply can't muster up enough effort to type em' up here.
God save the queen. Have you heard of any interesting ones recently?
--wan.
How long has it been since youve heard one of these?:
Me no money me no care,
Me go marry a millionaire,
If he dies, me no cry,
Me go marry a handsome guy
Yes, I guess girls were shallow and greedy back in grade school as well.
1,2,3,
3,2,1,
Hope you go to EM1
Wow, how creative, they rhymed 1 with 1...
Birds fly high,
Hard to catch
Friends like you,
Hard to forget
This one deserves the 'Most Cliche Poem You Have Ever Laid Your Eyes On' Award.
Then there are some smarties out there who wanna' act smarty:
Birds fly high,
Hard to catch
Don't be silly,
Use a net
Yes, how silly.
Wish you good,
Wish you luck,
Wish you born a baby duck
Now THATS real motivation.
Here here, Pearly from Sec 1 wrote this:
Bells are ringing,
Birds are chirping
I am waiting,
For your wedding
If you are ever reading this Pearly, I hope you've prepared for a very long wait...
And last but not least, my all time favourite:
Satu titik,
Dua comma,
Hazwan cantik,
Siapa punya?
Its a nice fact to add that the girl who wrote this dumped me weeks after writing this.
There are many more 'poems' but I simply can't muster up enough effort to type em' up here.
God save the queen. Have you heard of any interesting ones recently?
--wan.
Labels: done out of boredom, nostalgic, random
posted at 07:03
Thursday, August 28
<< I am Zuko >>
| Who Are You In Avatar The Last Airbender Your Result: Zuko Zuko is the hot tempered Fire Nation Prince. Zuko isnt as lucky as his sister Azula and he always has to work for what he wants. Zuko never seems to get a break wether its being found in Ba Sing Se or being tricked by Azula. Zuko is a loner at times. He is a great fighter and he is smart at times. Zuko can be self centered at times but even if it takes years he will eventually do the right thing. | |
| Aang | |
| Sokka | |
| Toph | |
| Katara | |
| Azula | |
| Suki | |
| Jet | |
| Firelord Oazi | |
| Iroh | |
| Who Are You In Avatar The Last Airbender Quiz Created on GoToQuiz | |
Haha. Took this Avatar Personality Quiz, and it says i'm Zuko! Yeah!
How about you?
I miss Avatar. And i'm bored. Sighs.
--wan.
Labels: done out of boredom, random
posted at 20:47
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