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Tuesday, May 12

Miss-informed.

Move over, Miss South Carolina.

To those of you less fluent in Spanish, this is what she said: "Confucious invented confusion, and was the oldest Chinese-Japanese person."

Boy, the people who sets these questions are probably all set out for stuff like this to happen. I'd love a job like that.

Another call going out to the misinformed amongst us.

--wan.

Labels: funny, life lessons

posted at 21:22

Thursday, December 4

I. C. N. S.

Funny phrases from a Typography lesson...

- "Does anyone have extra eyes (I's) to give me ?"

- "Eh, Ama, your ass (S) damn nice, can I cut and use for my hair?"

- "I need an 'X' !!!"

reply:

"Sorry, were not allowed to bring weapons to school."

- "AAH, my ass (S) too big siaa!

reply:

"Don't show off lah."

The stress takes a toll I guess.

--wan.

Labels: friends, funny

posted at 22:58

Sunday, September 28

Meow.

Video 1 - What the meows really mean.

Video 2 - Sneaky, ninja kitty.

Feheheh, I love cats, they are so sexy. By the way, SORRY LIRONG.

HAHAHA.

(Once again, pause my song if you can't hear, you donkey kong.)

--wan.

Labels: funny, meow

posted at 16:44

Tuesday, September 23

Boom dee ah dah.

It's stuck in my head. I hum the tune whilst pooping for mercys' sake.

(Pause my song if you can't hear you donkey.)

--wan.

Labels: funny, interesting, the world we live in

posted at 23:49

Friday, September 19

Geli hati! Warota!

Okay, some funny guy decided to get creative while translating Japanese into Bahasa and the results were INSANE!

I almost pooped in my pants laughing while reading this! Ina, lawak kan!!!!?

(Sorry for those of you who can't understand! Just laugh like you think you do!)

'AYAT BARU JEPUN'

Kalau ada yang sedang boring-boring tu tak tau nak buat apa, dalam kepala otak asyik fikir politik, reformasi dan lapar dahaga sahaja, apa kata kita berhibur sikit dengan lawak nama jepun ni.

01. Yang pemarah - KEIJI CACIMAKI
02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI
03. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO
04. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI
05. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARASUKAMURA
06. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA
07. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHI KASIBANYA
08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI
09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI
10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA
11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADAMOKA
12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI
13. Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI
14. Yang lembab - AYUMI SIPUTBABI

I died. Oh god save the queen...

--wan

Labels: funny

posted at 22:11

Monday, September 15

WARNING: EXPLICIT CAMWHORING!

Okay. Call me a poseur. Call me a freak. Call me a bad drawer. But I HAVE to get these pictures out of my mind.

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO THE SIGHT OF CAMERA-WHORES.

3 GUYS AND A GIRL.

TERMINAL 4 RUNWAY.

AVOGADRO CONSTANT GUYS.

BOLLYWOOD'S LATEST FEATURE FILM:

"LOVE TRIANGLE"

The story of a broken hearted Bebito and her sepet boyfriend who ran away with the jealous Chinese plutonian, Gong Gong Li.

ON PIRATED DVD AND VASANTHAM CENTRAL NEVER.

BABE 4: RETURN OF THE CHAUVINIST PIGS.

THAI PORN STAR PORNSAKO.
5000 BAHT PER NIGHT.
SCROLL DOWN FOR DETAILS.

MOG MOG, ETERNAL ILLUSIONS!

BANG BANG CHITTY CHITTY.

HELLBOY AND HELLGIRL (KUSUMAKH!).

JANGAN PANDANG BELAKANG 2: HANTU PUNDEK.

THE OFFICE THE MOVIE: CORPORATE BULLCRAP.

HELP ME CARE FOR MY PINK SON WHO HAS 'GILA BABI' SYNDROME.

PLEASE.

IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY AT THE WINDOW YOU'LL SEE A FIGURE.

SHOOT THOSE LITTLE RASCALS.

FROM THE CREATORS OF GABRAH AND JAKON.

NIP NIP TUCK TUCK 2: REVENGE OF THE BROWS.

OMG, IS THAT EDWARD SCISSOR-MAN?!?

You don't wanna piss me off when im like this, LOL.

OLIVE OYL BECOMES POPEYE!

AND FINALLY...

PORNSAKO IS WAITING FOR YOU.

BUT...

TO TELL YA THE TRUTH, HE IS ACTUALLY A SHE...

TRANNY ALERT!!! WHATS UP WITH DAIT??

(SHUT UP TRI...)

(Disclaimer: The intentions of these poorly illustrated visuals are for the sole purpose of generating weak giggles. Please do not be offended if you are portrayed as such. THANK YOU!)

Okay okay...i'm done.

--wan.

Labels: done out of boredom, funny, odd, random

posted at 23:33

Friday, August 29

<< Poor lady >>

STOCKHOLM (AFP) - An elderly woman misunderstood instructions while checking in at Sweden's main airport and was whisked down a baggage shoot after she placed herself instead of her luggage on the belt, media reported Wednesday.

The 78-year-old woman, who was not named, was preparing to fly from Stockholm's Arlanda airport to Germany on Tuesday when she lay down on an unmanned baggage belt in the belief she was following check-in instructions, the Upsala Nya Tidning local daily reported on its website. She was quickly swept off to the baggage handling centre, where staff members helped get her back on her feet. The woman suffered no serious injury and caught her flight as planned.

Haha. Funny if she made it all the way to the baggage handler. Gives a whole new meaning to 'excess baggage'.

Haha.

--wan.

Labels: funny, interesting, odd

posted at 09:11