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Tuesday, October 28

The shallow list.

Okay, so I just had this mindless, stupid and totally hilarious chat with Rafa and Mika. We were discussing something vile (as always) when suddenly Putri pops into our conversation and asks us about how we define the word 'sexy', and the people whom we think are (hahaha).

So I was thinking, it was definitely the time for me to come up with one of those Top 10 lists to put on my blog, because as you know, everyone in the world cares about it. Well, it was difficult at first, but once I got started the list simply goes on... Here's how I judge...

The top 5 people I don't know and have never met and will probably never meet whom I think are hot:

The women.

5. Kristen Bell
4. Kristen Kreuk
3. Jessica Alba
2. Monica Bellucci
1. Megan Fox

Others include Cassandra Ventura (Cassie), Leryn Franco, Amy Lee, Alexis Bledel, Avril Lavigne and Kristen Stewart (whats up with me and chicks named 'Kristen'?).

The men.

5. Morgan Benoit
4. Chris Evans
3. Robert Pattinson
2. Mikey Way
1. Matt Dallas

Others include Milo Ventimiglia (who looks like Mikey Way by the way), Julian Casablancas, Brian Molko, Ian Somerhalder, Chris Carrabba and Fernando Torres.

Now, I just want to add, it took aeons to find a decent picture of Robert Pattinson to link, with all the twilight, twilight, twilight nonsense here and there, argh. Anyway, that is it. Putri, I hope you're happy.

--wan.

Labels: interesting, lists

posted at 00:00

Tuesday, September 23

Boom dee ah dah.

It's stuck in my head. I hum the tune whilst pooping for mercys' sake.

(Pause my song if you can't hear you donkey.)

--wan.

Labels: funny, interesting, the world we live in

posted at 23:49

Friday, August 29

<< Poor lady >>

STOCKHOLM (AFP) - An elderly woman misunderstood instructions while checking in at Sweden's main airport and was whisked down a baggage shoot after she placed herself instead of her luggage on the belt, media reported Wednesday.

The 78-year-old woman, who was not named, was preparing to fly from Stockholm's Arlanda airport to Germany on Tuesday when she lay down on an unmanned baggage belt in the belief she was following check-in instructions, the Upsala Nya Tidning local daily reported on its website. She was quickly swept off to the baggage handling centre, where staff members helped get her back on her feet. The woman suffered no serious injury and caught her flight as planned.

Haha. Funny if she made it all the way to the baggage handler. Gives a whole new meaning to 'excess baggage'.

Haha.

--wan.

Labels: funny, interesting, odd

posted at 09:11